MAKE UP
FYI. Barely 1 in 100 women are genuinely, naturally “attractive”. Drop the upselling “improvements”, the perma-tangerine glow, weird, sculpted eyebrows and tattoos- and The Attitude.
I Resign
We are told by the “99%”- the Wokedom media and university “Trans-sociology” departments that men “are no longer required”- biologically- or for replacing that bulb in the spare bedroom.
No matter. It has become nye impossible to be a “Gentleman”- if you like that sort of thing. Overrated. Always was. Such a drag. Too many snags…
So, “Save your breath to cool your porridge”, as we say in the Highlands. Your “services” are not needed. Take the High Road…
Being a Y-chromosome- “man”- has been reduced. Deliberately. Diluted.
It should be more than the one who can get the stuck lid off the thick-cut marmalade.
Or being sneered at for “Toxic Masculinity” you never knew you had. (Like “White privilege”, a fiction of the Woke Victimhood cult).
Ask yourself how you would feel accused daily of “Female Toxicity?
Guilty for being “male”- until proven innocent.
Condemned for the inadvertent “man-gaze” in the library (because you still had your reading glasses on).
For holding the door open… (A revolving door).
Or perhaps not.
“Men are from Luton. Women are from - Luton”
As a “male feminist”, let the females be “empowered” to fix the garage door they can’t quite reach. (Get a ladder: not a “man”).
Move the garden shed- back to where it was… And not complain.
Fight hand-to-hand and be maimed by an IED for their King and Country.
And get rid of the “ginormous” spider in the bath.
Go into the dark or water, because no one else will.
Let them, make cakes…
Put down your Power Tools. Free yourself from the self-delusion of being one of The Protectors. The conditioning of generations of mothers that you are Wanted. Desired.
You are just an “Extra” in someone else’s play- a psychodrama. A Flouncy Family Wedding. A 1 in 2 chance of separation and divorce are lousy odds.
Tired of being cast - usually by female TV producers- as salivating sex-dogs, obsessed with thinking about “you-know-what” every 15 seconds. (Football).
More like every 15 months.
Sorry to break the spell. Barely 1 in 100 women are genuinely, naturally “attractive”. Drop the dubious, upselling “improvements”- the perma-tangerine glow, weird, sculpted eyebrows and tattoos. The irritating sing-song Bimbo Receptionist voice, and The Attitude.
Leave them to themselves.
The X’s, the “ladies” are perfectly capable. Always were.
From “God, The Universe- and Luton”- JAMES CHANEL